unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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(Source: fentonthermos)

jeankirchstien:

THAT ACTUAL PHYSICAL ACHE YOU FEEL WHEN YOU LOVE A CHARACTER SO MUCH YOU SCREAM ABOUT THEM IN CAPSLOCK 800% OF THE TIME

(Source: akihitoh)

gallifreyancouch:

sinfulmachine:

"can i look through your sketchbook"

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"hey what are you writing can i see"

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poppunk-jesus:

marksrayban:

am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed:

gotta-love-greenday:

Nanana nana nanana na na na
Nanana nana nanana na na na


green day or batman you will never know

or my chemical romance or fall out boy

or blink-182

or lots of sodium

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

SO THERE’S THIS SHOW ON TLC CALLED “BUYING NAKED”

superwholockathogwarts:

getbird:

IT’S ABOUT BUYING HOMES IN NUDIST COLONIES AND IT IS WORTH WATCHING JUST FOR THE CAMERA ANGLES

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LIKE REALLY??

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REALLY

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how long did it take you to line that shot up

ANYWAYS IT’S A LAUGH AND A HALF 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN

don’t forget about the Nudist Rules tho

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unclefather:

when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

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